reminder to self write hswc dates on calendar 

write june to do lists when i get up and work on market stuff

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

chadkroeger:

my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging

i want this ah its only ten dollars

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

1saddaughter:

skeletons are so amazing. They dont have to go to school. skeletons dont need jobs. theyjsut stay underground for 600 years before resurfacing to feast on the flesh of the living. I think thats really neat

i wish we got to hear valerie speak

harshai:

I drew The Judge and Valerie from OFF to cheer myself up a little :>

imvoltic:

I read this creepypasta years ago while it was “coming to be” and omg its so awesome finding old stories you sort of remember. You think you know where its going, then something happens you had forgotten about and are just floored.